“Existential Threat”: San Diego Critically Low on Random Shit to Throw in Tortillas, atop Fries
A major component of the San Diegan lifestyle is facing extinction as food trucks and mom-n-pop restaurants are struggling to find new things to put on top of fries or turn into a burrito.
Hegseth Mandates Testosterone Screening at Padres Military Sunday Games
Several mobile laboratories were pulled up to Petco Park on August 2nd in order to test the blood of military families for their serum levels of testosterone.
Whole Foods to Subsume Hillcrest USPS Operations
The Whole Foods located in Hillcrest is slated to take over postal operations when the Post Office on Cleveland Avenue closes down next year.